[Kirk wished he could say he was surprised by the sudden turn of events on this port. But it was the Barge, so if there was such a thing as a boring port, then that was really worrisome. Was there some horrible death awaiting them out there? Probably. But sitting around this Vault thing wasn't going to do any good ( Read more... )

[McCoy and Uhura will find the following note taped to their respective doors sometime after lunch. Don't ask where Kirk got real paper. Or tape. He's a crafty guy ( Read more... )

... so we're pretty much going camping for three days.

Don't freak out, Shego. It'll be fun. And you won't have to worry about anything because this is like a third of all the training that Starfleet gives officers.